Mom Tells Story of Her 9-Year Old's Effective Petty Revenge on Ex-Friend

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Eric Lund
Jun 1, 2019 4:00 PM EDT

Seems like an effective way for a kid to end a toxic friendship and get out of punishment Scott free. We weren't this malevolently spiteful or resourceful as kids. When we were 9 we were too busy figuring out if hitting each other with sticks was a good use of free time. For a story of classier dad revenge, check this out.

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    Text - Today I got a call from the school my 9 year old attends asking to please come up to the school because my daughter was in trouble for vandalising another child's property. This surprised me because my daughter is a bit of a goody two shoes and never gets in trouble so I dropped what I was doing and swung by the school to find my daughter sitting in the Principal's office grinning ear to ear. I was ushered in to take a seat The Principal immediately launched into a tirade about how my dau
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    Text - daughter cut off contact and has been rebuilding her friendship circle and all was going well until this little girl started repeatedly demanding that my daughter give her the other half of the friendship necklace so she could give it to someone else. The fact we were the ones that bought the necklaces to begin with was apparently a minor irrelevant detail. My 18 year old niece and nephew are very protective of their young cousins and were quite upset for her so they decided to offer her
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    Text - to the necklace as long she likes jigsaw puzzles but she will probably need some glue. Apparently the girl went red and stormed off to the teacher to say that my daughter had destroyed her necklace and my daughter was sent to the office. I couldn't keep a straight face and burst out laughing. You could see the vein in the Principal's forehead pop out as he looked at me laughing. I pulled out my phone, showed him my purchase history to confirm that we bought the necklaces and my daughter i
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